Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

by Smokyoin April 12, 2021

Batboy

A soldier who is assigned to one of the 3 Ranger Battalions of the 75th Ranger Regiment in the U.S. Army. Used among Ranger school students to denote students who are from the Ranger Battalions as oposed to being from other units. Also used among exmembers of the military to denote the same. A mark of distinction, as life in the Ranger Battalions is marked by austere conditions.

None of the Rangers who died of hypothermia in class 6-95 were batboys.

Did you meet the new rookie? Yeah, he was a batboy, that makes him one tough motherfucker.

by exbatboy September 30, 2009

babraham lincoln

A Babe. Like from Wayne's World.

Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

by I like chocolate milk. September 17, 2005

bathroam

The act of leaving class to walk around school under the pretense of using the bathroom.

I was so bored in english class today that I took an unusually bathroam.

It is the unalienable right of every person to bathroam once in every class.

by talon7331 November 8, 2007

bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

Bathroom Rodeo

Riding another person like a bull in a bathroom stall. Originated on Tik Tok

During semesters we’re doing a bathroom rodeo want to come?

by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

Fallon Bater

Someone who masterbates to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

That dude is a total fallon bater.

by JKK1974 November 14, 2011