A person (generally of the male persuasion) who takes pleasure in copping it us the arse!
i.e Fudge Packer .....
by Tonka082 November 7, 2008
Get the Arse Barge mug.
Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton
That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge
by randomrandom November 17, 2010
Get the Teutonic Luxo Barge mug.
When I have sex with my girlfriend and like 10 or 12 of my friends bash through the wall in a pirate ship dressed as Oakland Raiders fans and pirates and then they beat the shit out of my girlfriend
Yo want to go Oakland Raiders barge Justin's girlfriend? booty
by Wwwiss May 1, 2014
Get the Oakland raiders barge mug.
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
Get the Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole mug.
Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.
Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.
by BlokeBloke January 12, 2012
Get the Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. mug.
A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.
Man, Barge Bohump came over last night and wouldn't leave till we smoked all his weed.
by wichita October 24, 2007
Get the Barge Bohump mug.