Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

barbarian

A certain class of gent who actually prefers the ‘bloody axe wound’ during ‘that time of the month’.

“Damn right I’m going in. I’ve been waiting to go barbarian for fucking weeks now!”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006

Golrath the Barbarian

A Rallos Zek worshiping barbarian born in Halas. One of the four members of the Quartet of Bones. Golrath loves to eat bones.

Golrath the Barbarian shouted, "I WILL EAT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"

by God the Barbarian October 19, 2003

Angry Barbarian Butt Sex

When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.

Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?

Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.

by Lilchunks September 1, 2013

Barbarian Breakfest

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

by LandonK May 5, 2008

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...

we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

by nick,lupe.conan March 15, 2008

Jupiter, the Barbarian

A rage-filled, hateful phrase.

"We were just talking normally, when he suddenly pulled out a Jupiter, the Barbarian on me!"

by killall April 28, 2004