double-backflip

(adj.) convoluted, full of internal links

also: double backflip pirouette into a triple lux quadruple cartwheel somersault

"My aunt's college roomate's cousin was in town and I had to take her to the store to get a frozen puff pastry so she could make baklava for my sister's dog's former owner, who was coming over for dinner, but on the way I was stopped by the police for speeding and my liscense expired yesterday because I didn't get a ten-year renewal - only four-year - but I still could have made it if it weren't for the traffic lights being out at 4th and Montgomery, which had a long wait plus I have bad tires so I couldn't drive too fast, so that's why I was 15 minutes late."
"That is the most fucking double-backflip explanation I ever heard in my goddamned life."

by I/L December 29, 2004

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Backflip Route

When you're stuck in Eastern Europe and can't get a flight back to the states because of a volcano in Iceland. Check for a route that goes East instead of West. That would be your backflip route!

A dude calls me and tells me that he's stuck in Rome because all flights have been canceled to the west because of a stupid volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce.

I says, "Dude, check your backflip route! Check out a way to get through Bangkok, Singapore or Seoul.

by BluesBrian April 18, 2010

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Backflip Insertion

Most commonly found in Parkour porn. When one partner backflips and lands with their penis inside of the others butt, mouth, or vagina.

My friend got caught watching Parkour Porn by his dad and they both watched the backflip insertion portion.

by FrenchRolls November 6, 2017

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Backflip

A word, which in the context of a birthday, especially on the 30th of may means drawing a 3cm diameter circle on an A4 size paper with a graphite pencil.

"I would like to do a backflip."

by TheOnlyOfficialQueenOfEngland May 30, 2018

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