baison

Means poop in norweagian. used as a slur.

You: YOU ARE A BAISON!!!
Your friend: :(

by fourstwentyonesevem April 28, 2021

sofa bison

A military wife

Hella sofa bisons roaming Camp Pendleton

by Quentintotinospizzarolls August 28, 2020

Bison

1) The powerful yet majestic bison lives in space. It's only rival is the moose.

2) This ancient deity was worshipped by the Inrithians, hoping that this would give them good haircuts.

3) Flying epic thing. See Sky Bison

1) HOLY CRAP ITS A BISON! *head asplosion*

2) OH GREAT BISON! GIVE US GOOD HAIRCUTS!!

3) Thats Appa, my flying Bison

by MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY May 24, 2012

bison

a hideous guy resembling a bison in size (and possibly in hairyness)

SITUATION 1:
girl 1: dude, you should hook up with my friend
girl 2: alright, let me see a picture...(sees facebook pic)
girl 1: he's cute right?
girl 2: DUDEEEEE, HE'S A BISON!!!!!!
girl 1: he's not THAT bad... bison's a lil harsh dude
girl 2: BISON. period.

SITUATION 2:
girl 1: look at that guy over there...
girl 2: HE'S HIDEOUS
girl 1: A BISON!!!

by dan bonding August 13, 2006

brison

The word Brison is referring to someone who wipes boogers underneath the lunchroom tables.

OMG george! look! i didnt know harold was a brison..

by AlexaBrianne September 2, 2007

bison

Mascot of a shitty ass farm school, North Dakota State University, located in Fargo, ND. One of the few colleges in America where you can major in Herding and Agricultural economics.

Man the bison sure do suck dick. Wow the Sioux just fuckin kicked the shit out of them and forced them out of division II.

by TheLillah April 23, 2004

Bison

An adjective describing anything enormously positive and/or unusually good. An empowering word that can be used to describe almost anything good that you experience.

You see a really great movie:
"Wow, that movie was soooo BISON!"

Someone is looking fierce, in a great outfit, lookin good, etc:
"Man, you are lookin pretty Bison today!"

You're feeling great, in a good mood, top of the world, etc:
"How are you"
"I'm feelin freakin Bison today!"

by Kari206 February 17, 2008