boy scout

A Member of the Organization founded by Lord Baidan Powell in the early 1900's. It was an organization primarily used to teach young boys about life, the great outdoors and life skills. Today it is primarily an organization for parents who unfortunately gave birth to imputant, weak, degenerate, spat upon children, or children thereof, to drop off at a cheap place for a few hours so that they can go party and forget about the fact that they ever gave birth to such a child. These Children are usually moleste at a young age and although may not have entered the system as wierdo, sometimes-goth, pyromaniac, odd guy in the corner who stares at you kids, but they certainetly leave as them. ...Also they are handy at making knots.

1. "Hey Laurence - could you come tie this knot for me?"
"Sure Vinny, ...here you go."
"Man you are such a bitch, and you smell like asparagus."
2. "I just saw a boy scout yesterday."
"Did you knife him?"
"no but i made him give me his badges in exchange for a bag of dog shit."
"hahahaha - what a fucking tool."

by someguy223 July 29, 2007

Boy Scout

A 40 year old high school student,who wears khaki's as his basketball shorts,who cannot play basketball,who cannot get laid, and who is one of the creepyest persons you will ever know!

"Geese Ben, i really wish you would get some new shorts for basketball, those khaki's make you look like a boy scout"
Ben "but coach, i am a boy scout"

by Chris Blackstock December 10, 2008

Dirty Boy Scout

You cook a marshmallow over a fire until jet black and on fire, then you pull down the victim’s pants and brand him on his right asscheek

“I gave my little sister a dirty Boy Scout and now I have a rape case”

by Big_Donkmeister February 17, 2019

Boy Scout

Some prick in a first person shooter who camps in a corner and waits for someone to run by to get a cheap kill. In CoD4 usually with UAV jammer and the no0b Mp5. Yes the Mp5 is a gay weapon get over it.

God damnit i just got killed by a Boy Scout who is using an Mp5.
What a fag.

by God hates snipers April 18, 2009

Boyscoutting

When a girl puts her clit in a dude's butt.

Briauna: Steve, should we do the normal butt stuff?

Steve: No the back of my throat is still sore. Do you fuck with the boyscoutting?

Briauna: Drop your pants and touch your toes, I'm going to show you where "the man in the boat" goes

by Buttstuff June 16, 2016

boyscouting

when you insert 2 fingers into a womans vagina

i boyscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004

Russian Boyscouts

a secret communist government organization designed to destroy all democracy. these are the some of the rules and acknowledgments to live by when part of the everyday life in the Russian Boyscouts:

1. "to be continued..."

dude, you just fucked up by those bad ass Russian Boyscouts over there!

by fossman3677 May 26, 2009