Slurgle Blurgle

A Slurgle Burgle is a person who makes out with their toothbrush and date their Anus Cream But smashes their deodorant

Pablo: Hey did you hear about TimmyShortDick hes such a Slurgle Blurgle

TimmyShortDick: *Makes out with toothbrush*

Ramon: Oh yeah! Fucking Slurgle Blurgle

by Chicken Nugget Furious October 29, 2019

blurg

When an individual blends or merges multiple thoughts, ideas or words to create a new singular thought, idea or word.

John just blurged those two words together and made a new word.

by jmuraz April 26, 2010

Blursting

Random out-busts of completly useless information, particuraly when someone is supposed to be quiet.

Hey you in the back! Stop blursting when I am trying to teach!

by The Carmelator March 20, 2009

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

Blurgen

Said unenthusiastically when something is overwheleming and you are to lazy to be fully coherent

Hey Matt how is everything?

I've got so much stuff to do. Projects, rehearsals... blurgen.

by mjxcpzx April 15, 2009

Blursed

Blursed

• Adjective
• Describes something that is weird and bizarre while being broken and oof. A mix of ‘blurry’ and ‘cursed’

Text message conversation
Person 1: 👄👁👄
Person 2: dude, that’s so blursed please.

by KIM0N0 May 8, 2021

Blursturbate

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.

I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015