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Bleach

Something you drink because you're an asshole
Person 1: Drink bleach you cancerous fuck
Person 2: glug... glug... glug...
by 4ngl March 1, 2017
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Anything that pertains to or looks/sounds like it would fit perfectly with the anime/manga BLEACH, by Tite Kubo.

Many of these comparisons are identical to situations in the show; such as the outfits, attitudes and scenarios.

It can also be used when there is a problem or a conflict or even a simple statement that seems to fit the show.

These comparisons and uses will usually only be used by fans or people who have actually seen the show.
1. That shirt's so BLEACH.

2. Dude, she dumped you after you got drunk at the party?... that's so bleach.

(In the event that it's a conflict)

3. So he whacked you with a sword?!...that's BLEACH'd up!

4. Your boobs are huge! They're so BLEACH!
by HikaruDark June 25, 2007
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Bleach is a cleaning detergent.

Bleach is also an anime/manga series that steals from Naruto, but it is still relatively good.

The plot is some orange-haired kid named Ichigo who discovers a flat-chested girl named Rukia, and gets some crazy powers, called Shinigami powers.

Rukia gets kidnapped by her crazy older brother but not older brother, Byakuka, and gets locked in a tower and does virtually nothing for like, a hundred chapters.

Ichigo, and a bunch of other people, go to save Rukia. Turns out some talking cat is actually a woman who wears a safety-glow orange top!

Then, apparently, there's this plot about going to a hollow world or something like that after they save Rukia, but I didn't read far enough, since I found the series utterly boring and the best part was No Name or whatever the hell that big-nosed hollow was called.

It contains a wonderful cast of characters, including the Hunny and Mori (OHHC) of the Soul Society, a hollow that enjoys raping people, a girl with an amazingly large chest, and emo kid who sews and is so not gay and a man who resembles an oreo cookie except ugly as hell, no where near reaching Zetsu's (Naruto) level of attractiveness or coolness. In passing, this oreo man acts like even more of a pedophile than the Mori of the Soul Society.

Watch Bleach if you want a cast of characters that pretty good, a plot that drags out incredibly long and if you want to see ridiculously fake injuries.

Read if you want the raping hollow (who is horribly tuned down in the anime) and yet again, good cast of characters and overly long plot.
Person1: People only like Bleach because of the big boobs and hot Shinigami.

Person2: NOOOOOOO! TEH PLOT IS SO AWESOOOOOOOME.

Person1: Suuuuuuuuuuure.
by >:{D January 14, 2008
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That stuff you drink when you are a weeaboo (waboo) it also is a good way to almost kill yourself to get on the news and see if you can find your dad.

some people use it to clean.
That video was so trash ima drank som bleach!
by that dank ginger February 7, 2017
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When the white man takes over and often causes the downfall of a person, place, or thing.

Comes from the fact that bleach makes clothes white.

To Bleach, Bleached, Bleaching
"Hey remember when rap used to actually mean something before it got bleached?"

"You call this crap HOT PEPPER SAUCE? Yeah, maybe for some cracker in Georgia! This hot sauce has been seriously bleached!"

"That's not how you play basketball! Who let those white boys in? They're bleaching the team!"
by teh 1337W422102 November 2, 2005
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the worst ever anime series that ever came out.anyone who disagrees with this is a retard and needs serious help.it always tries to compete with naruto but it fails so badly that even i feel sorri for this sad excuse for an anime.
bleachtards are such retarded physcopaths who need serious help.
yeah wtf they are so sad
by bleach hater July 21, 2009
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The thing that the africans who travelled to Europe used to become White and stole shit from other countries which is why the majority of countries Worldwide are in a lot of shit, it has also been recently discovered that it is a cure for the SJW Vegans LGBT Feminist TransHomo Straightgay that identify as more than 5 Trillion genders including Apache Helicopter or whatever the fuck, you get the point.
Some white guy: "We turned White drinking Bleach, what shall we do?"

Some other white guy: "Let's just take over the world and say that our race isn't the most racist world regardless of our history generations later"

Some white guy: "I like how you think!
by Vikangz September 9, 2018
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