British weather

(adj.) bad unless you're used to it, in which case you like it.

170 of rainy bliss per year, marred by 52 days of summer sun. Oh well.


Fun fact: Despite having the lowest number of useable days in Europe, Britain has more convertable cars (by percentage) than any other european country.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

British Fist

A British Fist is a new fast spreading term for a half boner or erection. A half boner is when the penis is almost erect, often at full erect length but is still movable or bendable.

The term (British Fist) is associated with a half boner due to both being SOFT YET FIRM.

Damn man i've been sporting a "british fist" almost all day and these sweat pants are not helping.

Dude that chick had such a nice ass, she gave me a "British Fist" thats the fourth time today thats happened.

by the biggest bub September 13, 2011

Britishism

Words and phrases that have to be said with a British accent.

"Man, that's Proper Hardcore!"
"Dude, that's a Britishism, you need to say it with a british accent."

by ThePurpleMage March 31, 2009

britishiness

when an american wants to put himself or herself above others by spelling the British way

His britishiness becomes obvious when he exhibits his sense of humour....or when he colours in a colouring book.

by bree January 7, 2004

British Punk

Punk that came from Great Britain. It was much more rebellious then It's American side.

British Punk: The S** Pistols, The Clash, X-Ray Spex, The Police, The Jerks, Joy Division, Public Image Ltd., Echo & The Bunnymen, New Order, 999, and Antisocial.

by Freak May 13, 2005

British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.

Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.

by germanophone January 22, 2009

british wannabe

A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British

Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe

by bewbewbewdan May 25, 2014