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the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.
1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.
by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004
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Afromation

Noun
1. the assertion that something exists or is true, between two or more African American individuals.
2. confirmation or ratification of the truth or validity of a prior judgment, or decision, between two or more African American individuals.
Jerome and Jamal was peepin' some Halie Berry, when Jerome said "Halie Berry be gotten dat azzzz". Jamal then said "nucca you iz right bout dat, she got azzz fo days my boi". Jerome said "daymn Jamal, you gotz my afromation on dat".
by gingerdangle February 27, 2012
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Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
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Automotion Cricket

A female version of a Mud Cricket but only dates guys for their vehicles during Automotion season.
Bro, have you heard that Sierra is a Automotion Cricket
by Sharpie2021 July 10, 2022
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Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.
by St4ph12 October 14, 2010
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Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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