assjack

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

by adam cristallini July 18, 2003

AssPackistan

Where gay people come from. Dudes only though.

Girl: That guy over there is really cute.
Dude: Sorry babe, but he's from AssPackistan.
Girl: What?
Dude: He likes his ass packed.....Der. Dumb Bitch.

by CrispyD November 10, 2007

Asswhack

To have sexual intercourse, banging your thighs off the rear of the receiver.

I asswhacked Natalie last night, it was amazing.

by DeathStorm™ May 31, 2009

assmack

Idiot Teach that makes everyone die when he walks past them.

Student "Oh no,assmack is comming..Run for your lives"

Assmack "No! Wait, come back here and smack my ass"

*everyone dies*

by Bounty Hunter April 19, 2004

Assback

v1: To have won after having performed a series of insults. To show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. Similar in use to "pwned".
v2: The use of moving the butt in a sexually provocative motion after having bent down. Often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general buttox area.
n: The meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back.

v1: Ajin: I know I'm not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
Suman: Ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (In this context Suman has assbacked Ajin)
v2: Zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can assback them (the people) and seek attention to her buttox.
n: Suman repeatedly kicks Ajin's assback upon cue via remix to the words in the song "Smack That", with the word "Assback".

by Suman B December 14, 2008

Assjackel

Assjackel (ass-jack-ill)

1. A Man Who Loves A Big Ass On His Women.
2. When A Girls Skirt Is Too Low, And You Can See Her Saggy Ass.

1. Man, You Shoulda Seen The Assjackel At The Part, Grabbing Every Womans Ass, The Jerk.
2. Damn, Did You Ever Make It To The Party? This Girls Assjackel Was Just Out In The Open, She Bent Down And God Damn, I Saw Her Saggy White Ass!

by haleymichael October 22, 2010

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013