asspocolypse

December 15.
Happy Kevoween - tumblr was flooded for a moment by black ass.

and a breif after party to commemorate the occasion.

in the asspocolypse, everyone's dash had some chick's ass.
it was ~*koalatea*~ while it lasted.

by tigerdepression December 17, 2010

Asspopper

An annoying person who also must like anal sex

Duckbear is an asspopper

by RVD August 3, 2003

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

asspounding trance

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.

I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity

by Vexxed July 30, 2008

asspop

Someone who is extremely lazy and repulsive. Also, someone who has very poor hygiene and head lice. And a person that likes to administer enemas.

Ryan Klassen is an asspop. I don't know what his friends see in him.

by Ron Miller September 16, 2003

assportunity

A chance to have sex (get some ass)

Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"

by jakevt March 29, 2009

Asspoor

cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as ass.

Celene Dion's lyrics are asspoor!

I did asspoor on my math exam!

We played 18 holes of minigolf last night and I scored an 82. ASSPOOR!

by heltaskelta June 25, 2009