Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 19, 2020

asspeg

A lubed up carrot used in the forced ramming of ones rectum.

I sat down for lunch today and there was a fucking asspeg in my chair. I had to go to the hospital to get it taken out.

by Ticklish Tapir February 4, 2006

assless curlybird

a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.

"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."

by Brodsgaard November 23, 2003

asslemia

diarrhea that occurs minutes after eating. any kind of food can be involved in the process. usually within a half hour of consumption.

I can't eat that today. The asslemia will kick in and I have to be at the dentist in 15 minutes

by jozie April 5, 2007

assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour Lemon November 18, 2010

Assley

a short cute Mexican with black hair, brown eyes, big tits, a nice ass. and an awesome hubby named alex that fucks her in the ass every night.

assley likes anal

by ashleyAnalFucker April 28, 2013

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008