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Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017
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assblast

a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
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Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!
by greasyginzos March 26, 2013
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Assmaster

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"
by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010
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Assblasters Syndrome

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."
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Ass Blaster

Where you insert a super soaker filled with cum into a woman's Ass and pull the trigger
"Bro I gave Landens mom an Ass Blaster last night"
by Mama kendig May 30, 2020
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