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ashy larry

Wayne Brady made Dave Chappelle smoke ashy larry.
by sid6581 April 23, 2005
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aspyn

A very outgoing person. That has a lot to say. She like make sure she is heard. She a gorgeous girl with a big booty. Take a lot to embrass this girl in public. She like to speak her mind and what is on it. A very good friend and likes to help when she can.
hey i like aspyn.
by billy bob jr. January 15, 2009
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Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.
"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."
by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009
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Auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation

The act of suffocating one's self with a waist belt in such a way so as to guarantee the complete lack of sexual arousal.
Stephen Colbert's Vasca line of pharmaceuticals, from Prescott Pharmaceuticals, is proud to introduce the Vasca Band. A belt that you place around your neck that constricts your esophagus to prevent finishing your entree and crushes your trachea so you can't order dessert.

Side effects of Vasca Band include: stoppedness of breath, facial bluing and auto-not-at-all-erotic asphyxiation.
by Anti-paradoxical May 18, 2011
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ashy larry

a man of african american origin that does not use lotion, therefore having ashy white sking, looking like a crack head
man did you see crackhead
he looked like ashy larry
by breakfast October 29, 2006
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assphyxiation

A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.
"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."
by Jumoma June 3, 2006
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asphalt hickey

A scar or road rash caused by crashing and breaking one's fall with one's face or neck.

i.e. crash on the road --> kissing asphalt --> asphalt hickey
I got a sweet asphalt hickey when I endoed during Critical Mass (not wearing my helmet, course).

Wise Confucius say: kiss too much asphalt, get asphalt hickey.
by Jordy M July 7, 2008
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