Anne

Anne is my wife. She has red hair and a hand-me-down robe; she’s probably a Weasley. Except she’s a slytherin. Anne doesn’t like dirty jokes or swearing, but is a fan of murder. She is a good wife in that she will murder anyone who tries to fuck with me. Sometimes she is quiet but is still popular and everyone likes her. She is also very smart. She reads at the speed of light and is in accelerated math. She is a chopsticks (the game) prodigy. She will use her knowledge to tutor her friends for free.

Friend: yo is that Anne?
Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad
Friend: wtf

Anne: will you marry me?
Me: ok

Me: are you cheating on me
Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up
Me: …
Me: I’m keeping the toaster
Me: *runs away and cries*

by definitelynotawkwardsloth October 24, 2022

Anne

Anne is a cool seatmate to have and generally a fun person to be around with, Anne is also one of the prettiest and nicest people out there

Heard of Johan's new seatmate Anne?

by MimikyuSimp December 14, 2022

Anne

A blessing from the lord himself. Anne is the most kind and loving person that you can come across ever. (And funny 😉). Although she is so beautiful, she can be a little bit insecure at times - be sure you tell her how gorgeous she is. If you have an anne in your life, u think that is is safe to say that you are one of the luckiest people to ever walk the earth.

Hannah talking to Rebecca

Hannah: I love my best friend Anne soooo much.

Rebecca: you are friends with Anne?? Lucky!

by Hannahwashere123 April 8, 2023

Anne

A cross between a sparkly spandex boob tube and a walking mattress

That bloody Anne, she's a proper Lancashire mattress all dressed to the nines in a bad-ass boob tube. A dirty stop out who never home until after 8am in the morning!!!

by MAF2023 June 26, 2023

Anne

A red-headed, obstinate girl.

Person 1: Who is that carrot-topped girl?
Person 2: Careful! If Anne hears you, she'll crack her slate over your head.

by khwejja October 12, 2023

Anne

Anne is really shit at tennis, and I'd beat her ass anyday. She is a midget and supports the Russian invasion of ukraine. She would smash Putin and marry him. She's also very short, and shes a midget. She's old and not good at biology. She's speaks alot and said Islam is bad. Goodnight Anne.

Anne is stupid.

by Fuck Anne November 12, 2023

Anne

Anne is a person who vibe kill. You can be playing music and vibing but then she will turn off the music and everyone will get mad at her.

Uhh. Anne is such a vibe kill. She doesnt like to see anyone else to have fun.

by YouTube: CrAzYKiDs13 November 29, 2023