Anglo-Saxon political traditions

When you espouse white supremacist beliefs, but you still want to be invited to parties.

Anglo-Saxon political traditions is what "Nazi" becomes after running a marathon on the euphemism treadmill.

by Bogrimm April 16, 2021

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

analology

the analogy of anals.

when i grow up i want to become an analologist

by moon August 1, 2004

angelo

the best and nicest guy you could know. he’s very cute and sweet with a good sense of humour. very talented and an amazing singer, actor and dancer. has a really great face and is really kind. you will always want to befriend an angelo as they are the best.

1: that guy looks so cute and sweet
2: yeah he looks like an angelo

by alelak June 18, 2018

Angelo

Italian male name meaning Angel or messenger of God. Usually the funniest person you will ever meet. An Angelo can turn any situation into a hilarious situation. An Angelo is also kind, caring, and giving. An Angelo will also do anything for the girl he loves even if she doesn't love him back.

girl1:"My friend just bought me tickets to this concert all my friends are going to cause i couldn't afford it and he didn't want me to be left out!"
girl2: "the guy who had everyone rolling at the mall that one day?"
girl1: "yeah he makes everything funny"
girl2: "hes the one in love with his best friend and does everything for her right?"
girl1: "yeah he'd do anything just to see that girl smile"
girl2: "he is such and Angelo"

by Mr. E the III July 16, 2011

[Angelo]

A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. Hes loved by all his guy friends and his girl friends.

Damn look at Angelo he's so sexy i'm going to fuck his brains out.

by amanda2389 October 25, 2008

Angelo

A gamer.

Remember Angelo, you are poggers. You are pogchamp. You are not cringe.

by KiwiPimpin June 26, 2020