american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.

"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."

by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013

American 7

When a guy/girl is a 7/10 in America, but when they're abroad they're a 5/10 because people elsewhere have better grooming habits/workout more/care about appearance more.

"See Elliot is an American 7, but maybe like a German 4 out of 10 in terms of hotness"

by corrosivemoonlight June 30, 2019

Secret American

1. A person of another nationality besides American who is infatuated with American culture and owns American products such as a Ford Mustang or a cowboy hat. They will probably deny being such, but their possessions and pop-culture preferences reveal otherwise.
2. Top Gear U.K. presenter Richard Hammond.

"If you live in England but own a Stetson, Mustang and a Harley Davidson, you might be a secret American."

by Captain_Slow June 10, 2013

Radical American

Typically a racist American, may also be sexist and/or xenophobic. As well as thinking USA is the only good country.

Dude, hes just a radical american, lets go, not worth it.

by Atmoman75297 November 22, 2016

fake American

A mercenary posing as a patriot.

This flag-hugging and traitorous dipshit President is a straight-up fake American!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

The American School System

The American School System is flawed. Very flawed. Kids are not getting enough sleep and they are developing anxiety disorders.

The American School System needs to improve.

by FairlyLocal123 June 4, 2020

Miss Americana

A term for a woman who possesses an essence of independence and pride, and is usually someone who lives in America or engages in American culture. A woman who is called Miss Americana may embody the essence of Americana.

The most notable aesthetic of Americana is Coca-Cola memorabilia, white-picket fences, blue jeans, apple pie, rock and roll, politics, and small towns. Any other decade/era aesthetic fits.

The term Miss Americana was first used by American singer and songwriter Taylor Swift in the song Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince, a song that uses high school imagery to allegorize American politics. Miss Americana is also the title of the singer-songwriter’s 2020 documentary.

“She’s definitely Miss Americana, alright.”
“Don’t get it twisted, I’m Miss Americana.”
“Looks like Miss Americana has arrived.”

by partylikeits1989 October 22, 2020