Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

by Imperator07 March 1, 2009

Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Choke On An Almond

When a person who lacks blowjob giving skills gags on a less than average penis.

I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.

by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011

Almost

Failed potential.

To come to the brink of something beautiful but just fall short of it.

We almost made it.

by wandering June 12, 2014

almostache

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

by fat wyt guy May 29, 2009

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016