Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.
Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"
by Carf8198 February 18, 2009
by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004
A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
by Philo Beddoe November 14, 2008
An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
by dontUwish2 July 15, 2010
by yeah_its_me09 May 11, 2006
by jason1228 December 06, 2009
A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:
"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
by atomicskifisher July 08, 2014