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alohacollege

this place is a pleace where u spend over 8 hours a day in a small room listening to boring people talk about how they love education. Being here sucks the energy out of you
eeww im going to alohacollege today. im so tired
by justanaverageschoolkid November 16, 2021
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aloha female

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Female', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent woman, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Female is at peace holistically with her universe.

She is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha female' and 'beta female' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to herself.

She has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
She radiates light and confidence while holding onto her aloha female status
by Shoshone wave July 23, 2023
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Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.
Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.
by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020
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Aloha

Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
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aloha

Slang term used to greet a very different and adventurous good freind.
Aloha, said carl to jessi.
by GUIN. May 13, 2005
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Aloha Sex Juice

The jizz of a Hawaiian man.
by Hawiian Stud 69 October 25, 2009
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