afterpoo

The urge to poo after you've already done your business.

I just dropped some kids off at the pool and now I got afterpoo.

by Jed Hunsaker September 11, 2006

Afterglow

The action of going out with, dating or hanging with an ex.

Why did you afterglow with her again she already broke your heart?

Afterglowing with that girl could go either way in the end.

by smk777 October 22, 2010

Afterglow

The act of taking a photo of the person you just slept with while they are sleeping and aware of their photo being taken.

Girl, I just sent you the best afterglow of the guy I went home with last night.

by SmileypantsGirl January 2, 2016

Afterparty

Residual pains after being grazed/hit/struck in the male genitals. Occurs an average of five to ten seconds after contact.

*Tommy gets hit in the sack by a baseball*

(Five seconds pass...)

Tommy: "OW!!! AFTERPARTY!"

*Tommy curls up in a ball between first and second base and moans*

by himachalpradesh February 17, 2010

afterglow

A awesome personality that most often becomes apparent when contributing to online forums.

One of a kind.

Afterglow? Thats Me!

by Mandy717 May 29, 2009

Afterplops

A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.

I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.

by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025

afterlater

An ambiguous time period, literally After later, usually used when something probably won't get done.

Dad: Son, when are you going to clean your room?

Son: Don't worry dad, I'll do it afterlater.

by Obeythefist March 20, 2008