Parental Advisory

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.

Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.

by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010

Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

by Bluetired February 19, 2010

American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

bad girls advice

A bunch of bad bitches who don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They've got their tits pierced, their fairies waxed and they'll ride a dick into the sunset. If a basic bitch comes into their territory, they'll roast her like a Sunday dinner and then fuck her dad.

"Hey, my woman asked if we could try pegging last night? Where the fuck did she get that from?"

"Man she's probably on that Bad Girls Advice page."

by BGABitch January 21, 2017

Advit

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy. Great friend and lover.
The intelligent, quirky adventurer.

He is a great friend and lover, a true Advit.

by standingonmybrain March 9, 2010

advisor

Advisors are the highest-ranking aliens on Half-Life. Their body shape is worm-like and they have robotic devices to enhance their abilities. They have a long, disgusting, long tongue that can inject into numerous materials (e.g. flesh, skin etc. etc.) And it's probably how they feed themselves. They have the ability to levitate and fly. They have telekinetic powers as they can crush, pull/push things with their mind. They have a weird, ancient-looking collar around their... Neck? Anyways, It has some strange signs and it probably means something, meh.

(noun) Flying maggot

Oh, Hi Advisor! *death*

by Solo_D January 8, 2017

addilynn

The best person in the whole world. She is sweet, kind and loving. She is loved by all who meet her,and can be a heart breaker. If you are lucky enough to win her affection never let her go. She is beautiful inside and out. underneath it all, her heart is huge. Don't ever break her heart. She is very fragile even if it doesn't always show. Addilynns always give the best hugs and make you feel safe and loved.

"Did you meet an your Addilynn?"
"Have you found an Addilynn?"

by inkspell88 February 13, 2017