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when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something
now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊
by anonymous April 23, 2021
mugGet the now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊 mug.

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.
Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did
by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022
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who asked

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.
Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"
by plaper69 November 24, 2020
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who tf asked

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it
Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?
by booty chunkerz April 16, 2021
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we never asked

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
Jordan: I'm better than you in this game.
Me: We never asked.
by BluishDev January 23, 2022
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No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them
Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit
by blackkky May 11, 2022
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she asked me

she asked me
she asked me
by she asked me October 4, 2021
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