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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
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ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.
1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."
by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021
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'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.
Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!
by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018
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Ardelis

Ardelis is big hearted, smart, and a smart ass. Tells it how it is. She may be shy but she really isn’t. You want an Ardelis in your life. She will treat you like royalty wether you’ve been friends for hours or friends for years. She can be chill or the life of the part. Everyone needs one in their life.
Let’s go visit Ardelis this weekend.
by Zeusmann November 23, 2021
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Ard-on

Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused

2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
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‘Ard

Jesus broony’s looking ‘ard
by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020
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ard

"Aye bro you got money?" "Yeah man." "Ard"
by jiggamulang August 10, 2021
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