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Stella 'ard Bastard

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.
Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.
by GroundKarate October 19, 2020
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Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho
by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019
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Sh'ard

When u shit so damn har
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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Re'ard

An insult given to someone who is really ideotic or who you just dont like.
Formed from the word retard but a lot less offending.
Oh my god wat a re'ard!
by By Katie For Danni June 30, 2005
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RET-ARD

pronounced RETard not ree-tard. To take retardness to the ultimate extreme. A sign of moronism at its best.
Man, that dude is a freakin RET-ard!

did you see that RETard tryin to clean windows...WITH HIS TONGUE!!!

Justin Bieber
by Numptyface July 8, 2012
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Ur ard

Often people called mason and Sarosh think they are ard, it is basically when you think you are a road man and a funny geezer but actually your a gay homo.
by XxJooahwaxX October 22, 2019
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awkw-ard '06

1. n. the state of being awkward in the year 2006

2. v. to be in the position of feeling strangely out of place and all around idiotic
being at camp summit 2006....soooo awkw-ard '06....even this sentence right now that i'm writing is awkw-ard '06...hah love, melissa
by smellymels and sarbear September 9, 2008
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