Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.

Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat

SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...

by op_position March 14, 2011

Abandon Ship

You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...

The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP

by Himay toktoktok May 20, 2011

abandonware

computers software or devices that have been discontinued and are no long sold in stores

Not all abandonware fades into obscurity.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2010

abandonato

An up and coming band known for their unique style, music featuring emotions from "joy" to "sorrow" and everything in between, and creative live performances.

Sven: wanna go see that abandonato show coming up
Michelle: Wouldn't miss it for the world
Ashley: I wanna come too!

by chibisven September 13, 2008

abandonminium

n. a crackhouse in inner cities

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.

by God March 27, 2005