Jaked

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
by Brizzock May 18, 2003
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Jakeing

1. To become creepily overly obsessed with another person early on in a realationship or friendship

2. To tell a girl 'I love you' way too early in the relationship

3. To tell someone you are basically their boyfriend

4. To always be at your locker
1. He's totally jakeing and telling me he loves me every two minutes!

2. It's been one day and he's already told me he loves me! He's totally jakeing.

3. He's jakeing and telling me I'm his boyfriend

4. He left class early to meet me at my locker. He's jakeing hardcore.
by ClingyBitch October 21, 2013
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jakeing

During sexual intercourse, the act of two partners facing each other, and one puts their partners legs over their own shoulders while suspending them in the air by holding their ass. All of this, while thrusting vigorously.
"He was Jakeing that shawty all night long"
and
Verb: "Yo, that chicks like 5'1 and 100 pounds. You could totally jake her: like mad easily".
by CedTruz March 30, 2016
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Jake

The coolest term of a man overcoming his own fear,
Sup Jake !

Yo Jake !
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Jake

An absolute fucking beast who is tall handsome and has a donkey cock Jakes normally have hot girlfriends
by Juventesfan69 December 16, 2019
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Jake

Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014
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Jake

That kid is such a Jake...

That Jake always brings weird things to school
by EstebanFromSuiteLife June 14, 2017
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