saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".

Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.

saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

You bunch of cunts 

I swear to god if I see another inside joke or someone slagging someone off on this website I'm going to flip fucking shit. Not to mention the little wankers who think its funny to put their name with the description: funny or big dick or even most beautiful girl.

Stop doing this shit you bunch of cunts

You bunch of cunts by Stopthisshit October 21, 2013

cuntslap 

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

cuntslap by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cuntling 

a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.

Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."

cuntling by noahmurney October 12, 2009

cuntocracy 

A democracy with cunts being the majority

What used to be a democracy that worked well enough to become a world power is now a cuntocracy that is on the skids heading for the bottom.

cuntocracy by Gringoy September 17, 2007

cuntsnot 

The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions.

Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.

Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle.

cuntsnot by Captain Goatse February 8, 2009

Cuntator 

1) A female version of a dictator.
2) A very strong female who misuses her power.

1) That Professor rules her Department with an iron cunt. She's such a cuntator!!

Cuntator by Vionbringer February 28, 2010