off the gook

Someone/Something that acts or behaves in an irrational/crazy manner.

Man 1: Did you see that one woman who was arrested for kicking toddlers?

Man 2: Yea, she was off the gook bro.

by ChimneyMan January 20, 2024

Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.

Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.

by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023

glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.

Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.

by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010

Draking Off

A synonym for "jerking off" i.e. masturbation.
Usually the recipient of pleasure has a "long schlong"
This is in reference to the video leaked in February of 2024, which depicts the Canadian Singer masturbating while recording himself.

Person A: I was at the park yesterday, and I saw a girl Draking Off a guy.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's when someone jerks off and they have a long schlong.

by InaudibleJet February 14, 2024

shake money off his trousers

have so much money that one can give some to somebody on demand at once. The possessive adjective may be one's, her, my, our or their as the case may be.

He is so rich that he can shake money off his trousers.

by uttam maharjan March 30, 2010

Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.

I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.

by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017

Packing off

The sound produced from someone packing cigarettes on their legs.

What's that noise? Oh I think that guys just packing off.

by krispey December 6, 2010