gumdrop dick

A dick of many colors with gelatin-like consistency.

College Student A: DUDE! I heard he has a gumdrop dick.
College Student B: Nah that's a lie, but I heard she has a golf ball stomach.

by DNA Member March 31, 2010

dick flick

an action movie that appeals to men

"Um, Brit, where did Charlie go?"
"Oh, he went to see that dick flick called Transformers or something..."

by k!v@ October 19, 2009

urban dick

Someone who defines a word that has been in existance for 20+ years but actually thinks that they just discovered the word.

For example :automagically has been around for ages, but somebody just put this up thinking they just struck urban dictionary gold

He is quite the urban dick - he thinks he automagically discovered the term "automagically"

by byronwhiteson November 18, 2009

dick-5

man has intercourse with woman in the front while another man has intercouse with the same woman in the rear

Hey Matt want to do the dick-5 with me and Kim Kardashian?

by ridleyfuckers April 21, 2011

stubbed dick

when ones dick is so long that if they are not careful they will step on it while walking

this can sometimes end in loss in size

*black guy runing*

*guy trips on dick and loses three inches*

SHIT i stubbed dick

by iamnotracis December 7, 2010

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010