kinky bum sex

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

by bitchuck October 23, 2023

Steamy man sex

when two or more meaty man hunks go at it in a sauna, very hot, very secksy and above all very sweaty

wanna have some steamy man sex later?
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by Choongmeister616 November 18, 2020

epic gamer sex

so cool such amaze sexy omg

you dood that was epic gamer sex

by bchdhbcjhdb October 5, 2021

Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by melanthex March 31, 2005

The story of Sex and gold

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.

The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

by Maggy-G January 17, 2013

female sex organ

Are you fucking dumb or something? It’s a fucking vagina you dumbass.

The female sex organ is a vagina

by Minecraft1238 January 21, 2019

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004