Tonky

Meaning the thing you sit on when you release a bowel movement or pee-TOILET

Also meaning when you are having a very comfortable shat(not shit)! (look up shat for better understanding)

"Everyone im about to get on the tonky and i dont want to be disturbed!"

"Dang Billy you been on the tonky for over an hour now, is it that good??"

by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

[tonka]

Meaning "big", "huge", etc.

Look at that tonka bottle of rum! (Look at that huge bottle of rum!)
or
Her legs are so tonka. (She has really big legs.)

by Caitlin Leonard April 21, 2008

TONKPILS

Slipknot pronounced in German

The Nu Rock band TONK-PILS!

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Honky Tonk

At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.

-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.

Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.

-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?

-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

Torkish

as in Tork_110, star of webcomic Tales From The Duh (adj) in a state of sexual readiness and excitement; horny, randy.

Though I was feeling Torkish, my wife rebuffed my advances, claiming to have a headache.

by Pharaoh Mobius June 20, 2003

smoky tornado

While having sex with a woman's breasts, the man lights his pubic hair on fire after he nears climax. The woman then finishes with her mouth and uses a small electronic fan to put the fire out.

No AJ, I will not give you a smoky tornado!!

by Soxy December 14, 2008