tool squeezer
tool squeezer by bonegigger April 23, 2006
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Tool hater
A Tool hater Is a person whom which loathes those who follow the most popular fad of the times. He or she bitches very frequently about just almost anything. They tend to often disagree with a LAWBANGER while jamming on their guitar
Tool hater by SsSM LAWBANGER July 28, 2011
tool time
Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
tool shed
The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.