Definitions by AshleyLauren

tool time 

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.

Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!

tool time by AshleyLauren December 28, 2005

Penis peddler 

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.

I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!

Penis peddler by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

mexi stash 

The moustache that defined a nation.

A very sparse, dark moustache found on gangly mexican adoloscents (girls & boys).

When I kissed Guadalupe goodnight, her mexi stash tickled my lip. It was love.

mexi stash by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005