AshleyLauren's definitions

tool time

A time that occurs when a group of toolies get together for a time of mentally retarded celebration.

Guess what!!! Eet ees tool time with Ash-hole & Megarrhea!!! YAY! YAY!

by AshleyLauren December 28, 2005

Penis peddler

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.

I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!

by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

mexi stash

The moustache that defined a nation.

A very sparse, dark moustache found on gangly mexican adoloscents (girls & boys).

When I kissed Guadalupe goodnight, her mexi stash tickled my lip. It was love.

by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005