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Text Orphaned

When texting or messaging a friend and one of you abruptly stops texting or messaging mid-conversation with no explanation, leaving the other person abandoned.
"Jennifer is often text orphaned because aint nobody got time fo dat."
by MiskMask September 6, 2013
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Texas Bullet Train

n; When students travel from their homes to college on interstates or highways and form high speed caravans to prevent getting pulled over. This is common on I-35 with students traveling to the University of Oklahoma.
Ex 1:
Driving down I-35, Driver 1 passes drivers 2, 3 and 4 going 85 mph. drivers 2, 3, and 4 all speed up and follow Driver 1 at the same speed, thus resulting in a caravan traveling faster than the norm or speed limit.

Ex 2:
Tom: "Hey that guy is going 15 over, follow him!"
Collin: "Dude, I don't want to get pulled over."
Tom: "No worries, more people will join and we'll have a Texas Bullet Train!"
Collin: "Heck yes, Dallas to OKC in an hour!"
*High Five*
by CollinOU October 1, 2013
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Texadent

When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.
Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!
by misselisabete November 23, 2013
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texpert

Someone who can touch-text proficiently.
"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.
by mikey3256 April 16, 2014
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Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
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textstress

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text
Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday
by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014
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Texas Pickle Trap

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session
That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.
by gatedear May 12, 2014
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