scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.

Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.

by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

Scatch

When a girl is scratching her snatch

James: hey, Jenna what you doing over there?

Jenna: oh, I'm giving the old girl a good scatch

by Foziwozi88 August 12, 2016

scratch

To ruin something

That song is so overplayed, it's scratched.

by SassyPooh1 September 2, 2016

scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.

Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.

by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Scitchy

Hungry and ready to fight. Alert as Fuck looking out for predators.

This world's a jungle so I stay scitchy.

by Asia Darling March 22, 2017

scratch-n-sniff

Any drug lined up and inhaled.

she left to go to the bathroom to scratch-n-sniff.

by sercybrownstrange April 9, 2017