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Will Berman's pedo mustache

The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).
Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.
by erinvanwyn223 June 21, 2012
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baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides
She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes
by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015
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mustachazzle

What your face might look like after satisfying your vagazzled lady.
Everyone knows Jimmy's girlfriend is vagazzled based on his mustachazzle this morning.
by jaminique June 14, 2014
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mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.
Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!
by von groovy June 1, 2017
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Moustache

A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.
Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know
by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017
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Filthy Moustache

The act of trimming pubic hair off his/her genatal area and gluing it under the nose creating a filthy curly moustache.
Brad was so drunk when he past out last night so I gave him a filthy moustache!
by Rodney L July 27, 2011
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Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.
H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache
by @[][]!# February 21, 2013
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