Monkey Shagger

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020

Monkey Sandwich

When you put both your fist into someone’s asshole and twist

Guy1: shut up your mom is gay
Guy2: fuck you I’ll give you a monkey Sandwich

by HornetToast February 11, 2021

Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.

Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.

by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021

Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.

Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.

by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021

Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined

Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?

by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022

Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023