New Jersey

I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.

Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.

by thebitchwhokills March 30, 2021

Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.

A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.

by Browniesauce March 10, 2011

New Jersey

Fuck you, we're better

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up

by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019

Drinking Jersey

A signature shirt and/or jersey, preferably comfortable, that is worn every time one commences in the act of drinking alcohol.

I have to make sure my drinking jersey is clean before I can get hammered tonight.

by The Real Superman91 October 8, 2010

Jersey Champs

A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price

Did you cop a jersey at Jersey Champs?

Yeah it was $15

by Jeremy dan August 4, 2018

hoe jersey

to be back on your bullshit and be a hoe

Miah put her hoe jersey back on.

by sammiejay33 September 6, 2017

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 7, 2009