Drinking Jersey

A signature shirt and/or jersey, preferably comfortable, that is worn every time one commences in the act of drinking alcohol.
I have to make sure my drinking jersey is clean before I can get hammered tonight.
by The Real Superman91 October 07, 2010
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Bootleg Jersey

A jersey for a Professinal sports League that is cheap and and names and numbers are stuck on with a cheap sticker type and the jersey cost around 25-30 dollars
Bob: Hey nice jersey
Kevin: Nice bootleg jersey
Bob: what?
Kevin: Look how cheap it is!
by Rfwill13 October 15, 2008
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Jersey Cream

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.
Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.
by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018
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Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.
A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.
by Browniesauce February 24, 2011
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Jersey Champs

A big ass jersey company that somehow has 2 million followers on Instagram and sells jerseys for a reasonable price
Did you cop a jersey at Jersey Champs?

Yeah it was $15
by Jeremy dan August 05, 2018
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Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011
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jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.
Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 07, 2009
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