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A very attractive guy who lives in Greece. if you ever think about going for a John from Greece, he probably has a thing for half Mexicans. He thinks all gingers are crackheads, so ladies if you think about hitting up a John from Greece and you're a red head...just don't. John loves to crack jokes but they're not that funny. His favorite word is probably the F word. But he also has a hot accent. Get yourself a John.
person 1: omg I met this guy named John from Greece on Omegle
person 2: im so jealous I want to meet a John from Greece on Omegle
John by shutyomouthhoe7 September 12, 2022
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John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
John by Bb daddy September 13, 2022
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John is a kind but quiet person, if you see him he probably is working on a project or studying, he lacks free time because he's always looking for the next opportunity! Light hair with light eyes a total charmer and a wonderful smile that will pull you in, once you get John to open up to you he's sweet, caring, and so much more. He tends to worry for people he cares about even if the only thing wrong is a stubbed toe, John doesn't seem to notice how kind he is in a world that can be so dull.
"Wow is that John? I've herd he's the sweetest!"
John by JustForFun! September 27, 2022
A smart man at playing chess and likes korean woman
John likes zoe

John is Reagan friend
John by Redhemzzzz September 27, 2022
Hey look at that john getting surounded by girls
John by anonymous October 12, 2022
A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
John by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
John by Torrajin October 23, 2022