best intentions

Some of the worst things have happened with the best intentions

To do something you think is morally right that may end up wrong

I had the best intentions when I kept the secret that her sister had a pregnancy scare with her best friend

by ialem July 29, 2018

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

intergration

The inverse function of differentiation. It invovles finding the anti-derrivative of a function.

Intergrating e^ax+b = (e^ax+b)/a +c

by Atrus Machina May 18, 2005

premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011

High Tech International

The school that will never exist!!
see also bullshit
Spawn of High Tech High

You here about those kids going to High Tech International? fuckin sucks for them!

by Keeper of the Fucking Key May 27, 2004

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010