pirate hooker

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

hooker coupon

A coupon, digital or otherwise, used to purchase the services of a prostitute at a discounted price.

Today's newspaper had a hooker coupon for half-off a blow-job.

by Willingham McDurbanshingle October 16, 2005

hooker

Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.

Look at her hair, she is such a hooker!

by Daryn Orr April 9, 2007

sugar hooker

sexiest girl on the planet, astroboy's girl!

That Sam is such a sugar hooker

by Astroboy! June 30, 2008

hooker

naveen and mrs cochran and mrs graves in a bed

naveen fuked cochran and graves at the same time

by ritesh May 17, 2003

hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

Happy Hooker Heels

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!

Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D

by Steps April 11, 2005