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hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.
That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!
by ava555 June 20, 2011
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Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass
"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"
by sammycupcakes November 29, 2011
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Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.
The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart
Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.
by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012
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hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
by antellect April 9, 2013
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haiston

Hes the kind of guy you love but hate he winks a lot he likes girls with big boobs and a big butt he loves football and he is just all around a great guy he can be annoying and mean to but his loyal and adorable I LOVE A HAISTON!!
Bre: haistons cute

Me: yeaa....

Bre:?? Whats wrong?
Me: Hes mine I called him
by Caring about you October 10, 2013
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hampsterdance

When you or your friend get really drunk, and you get on your hands and legs and try to dance while making hampster noises.
Jimmy got so wasted he started to hampsterdance!
by That one creepy mailman November 26, 2014
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