flaming anus

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off

Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!

by ddrisgay4000000 February 12, 2007

Bad joke flamingo

When someone tells a bad joke and out of nervousness and douche-bag-edness they put their elbow out to the side and nudge the person nearest them in hopes of nudging a laugh out of someone.

bob: "so then i said rectum, damn near killed em!" *bad joke flamingo*

by kyleacunningham March 4, 2008

flacking

1. The repeated and often rhythmic sound created during elderly sex.

2. The flapping of loose, dry skin against loose, old skin.

I was walking down the hall past Verna's room and could have sworn I heard the sound of Seymore flacking her!

by Vapor Kave January 7, 2012

Flaming Flaggot

flaming flaggot: a extremely gay person (no offense) off the wall gay or homosexual. almost as if they are trying too hard to be different..extremely openly homo..

hey look at that flaming flaggot!

shut up you flaming flaggot!!

wassuuup flaggot!

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

Flaming Lip

Mass infestation of herpes on ones lip that is sometimes mistaken for blisters related to over exposure to the sun!

Sarah came back from vacation with a flaming lip.

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Flaming vaginas from the planet moog

A mythical race of women from a far away planet that enjoy being really homosexual and playing the moog. A moog is an instrument for those of you who are confused. This race of people is not one that anyone would enjoy encountering. Once seen these women will have sex with you till you are no longer living or your penis explodes, whichever comes first.

When i was out on my space cruiser i had the worst time when i ran into the flaming vaginas from the planet moog. Luckily i only was forced to do it three times because my penis exploded.

by I.C. Weiner February 6, 2005

The Flamingo

The King of Town's buffalo wing napkin. He needs it. He's got, like, 50 frickin' wings here!

BOOOOP! BOOOOP! BOOOOP! This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost...umm...my napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings, and I can't find it anywhere. Now, it answers to the name, "The Flamingo". So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I've got like, fifty frickin' wings sittin' here! I can't eat these things without The Flamingo!
Um... sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT... in the place to be.

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005