Reverse Humpty Dumpty

A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.

Have you seen how he looks? He's totally a Reverse Humpty Dumpty!

by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

Kaylee Got A Dumpy

Kaylee has that GYAT DUMPY DUMPY. RAHHHHG PHAT ASS. JUICY PEACH SHIT. NOM NOM NOM
This means that a person of the name Kaylee usually has a nice round buttock.

Kaylee got a dumpy that ASSSSS

by dumpylover November 20, 2023

Cody’s dumpy

Codys massive tight asshole, gets railed weekly

Did you hear about the orgy with “Cody’s Dumpy”.

by RonaldReagansdog February 29, 2024

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a female vommits on her partner seated on the toilet. The partner cums and has diarrhea at the same time, mixing it all together. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dough to create the dumpling.

(Hey man) Im really hungry
Sure Kal i have some dumplings leftover from when my girl was here.
What kind?
The new jersey dumpling!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

scarfed down dumplings

a passionate, yet somewhat awkward, affair with an in-law

After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.

by not-who-you-think-it-is April 11, 2024