upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007

Decker

When a hot slut makes teachers and parents think they are perfect when they are fucking everybody in school.

Man, she just pulled a Decker!

by ikdidikwnighuwgnvgv7hogeiughuehgae987rgh9g3ghuueaighaeurgh3 August 12, 2007

decker

A fat short slob who likes to eat dick. who looks like a girl has man boobs and eats dick all day.

the fat decker

by PedroGA November 18, 2010

Double dicked

When a man is having sex with 2 women ( cheating on 2 women )

Woman 1:"John you double dicked Bastard"
Woman 2:" yeah john, what the hell is wrong with you I thought you loved me"
John: " firstly I want a divorce, secondly fuck you all"

by Mr Poopy But Hole June 24, 2017

Decker

A guess passed off as a fact.

"A Decker"

"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"

"Oh its 1.5 billion"

"Is that a fact or a Decker?"

~Google How Many people live in Japan~

"Its 126 million..."

by deckerword December 2, 2013

Decke

A very often mispronounced surname that is quite rare, originating in German, meaning "blanket" or "arch/ceiling."
It's basically the greatest last name on earth.

All the other kids at the park wanted to be a Decke.

by Mr. Zachster August 2, 2008

Dicked

VERB
to be on the recieving end of a 'dick slap' or a 'dick poke'.

casey: awwh sheet - john dicked me so hard last night, it actually left a bruise
elisha: its okay because jack dicked me on my belly and it left a red mark!

by emmalaine March 14, 2009