crank up

horny.

“god i’m really starting to crank up”

by YESladssss384 July 21, 2021

cranked

when someone is ugly but has a big ego

that boy cranked as hell

he cranked himself up too much

by slimjim13 May 2, 2022

Anne Crank

Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”

Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.

Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.

Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!

Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.

Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.

by JittyMan November 1, 2022

Cream of Crankshaft

A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.

Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.

Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?

Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.

Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?

Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010

crank dat robocop

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.

Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!

by Jako Kot October 18, 2007

crank tank

Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.

On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'

by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008

cranker

someone who's constantly cranky.

my mom is such a cranker.

by crystaal c.♥ November 4, 2009