After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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I lost my job and that sucks. But it's a total crappertunity. Because now I don't have to ask for vacation time to go home for Thanksgiving.
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An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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When the energy is low, and you are not really jazzed up about possibly going for a walk, or even cooking a decent meal.
Whenever a crappy event or any sort of crap that has happened through out a period of time, and happened over again in a similar fashion it becomes a crapcycle or vicious crap cycle.
A crapcycle occurs when a crappy thing happens to you, you fix it, and then that same thing comes back and gives you more crap, over and over again.
When the energy is low, and you are not really jazzed up about possibly going for a walk, or even cooking a decent meal.
Whenever a crappy event or any sort of crap that has happened through out a period of time, and happened over again in a similar fashion it becomes a crapcycle or vicious crap cycle.
A crapcycle occurs when a crappy thing happens to you, you fix it, and then that same thing comes back and gives you more crap, over and over again.
Crapcycle this shit is just non stop, brother!
Crapcycle why in the world is this script so full of crap.
Crapcycles John! Why are you stuck in the crap cycle.
This food is full of crap! now I feel like crap! God damn you crapcycles!
You can be caught in a crapcycle for months, even years!
Crapcycle why in the world is this script so full of crap.
Crapcycles John! Why are you stuck in the crap cycle.
This food is full of crap! now I feel like crap! God damn you crapcycles!
You can be caught in a crapcycle for months, even years!
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"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
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