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Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC)

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.
Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).
by Jimmy Snoop December 12, 2007
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Chair Rape

When someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. Commonly accepted, though not appreciated. Everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.
Guy 1: "Get your foot off!"
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."
by FailPanda January 22, 2010
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buisness chair

the act in which two men start by getting on their backs,then proceed to get butt to butt, literally so close that these two guys are touching dicks side by side.
thus making it one dick like an "entity".
now the third person male or female now comes into play,then insert both dicks at the same time into the ass or puss.now once on and in position using your hands grabbing the ankles of the other two thus the "buissness chair" is born now "swivel" yourself about till climax is acheived.
tom asked if he would like to his buisness chair in action.
by GROVESTOWN June 11, 2006
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Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.
Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!
by Dave Pat August 24, 2008
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Claire

A girl with long brown hair, blue eyes, and typically short. They are known for liking guys that are much taller then themselves. They can always make you laugh, brighten up your day, always will have your back.
Oh my gosh. She's such a Claire. I wish I was more like her.
by Rachel Serr May 29, 2013
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Clairlina

A woman with the name of Clairlina, she may go by Clair, but this woman oozes class and sophistication. You either want to be her friend or you are intimidated by her confidence. She is very choosey, especially with her boyfriends. She is often underappreciated and misunderstood.

Beautiful, yet humble, a combination rarely found. Be careful though- under the facade lay criminal tendencies. Somehow, the positive energies emitted by Clairlina mean they always come up smelling of roses.

If you are called Clair or know someone named Clairlina, you’re the luckiest person in the world. If you know a Clairlina show your love for her! She's usually shy, but once you get to know her she’s awesome, funny, sarcastic, loyal and a lot of fun. She can be clumsy at times, but that just adds to her wonderful sense of humor! Clairlina are strong and determined, and did I mention have the smoothes, sexiest brown sugar toned skin, so hold on to her and show her you’ re love.

Her body is perfect with booty galore, she has curves in all the right places! She can dresses like a super model or the girl next door. She is smart, wise and caring. She has morals and is the farthest from a slutty whore, but tends to be flirty and accidentally lead guys on. She got a donk aka ghetto booty and knows how to work it. She has guys falling all over her, but rejects them all for her AMAZING boyfriend.
clair claire clairlina beautiful sexy intelligent
by Iwantyourclairlinainmylife October 5, 2011
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Claire Harris

A drink made with equal parts gin, tonic and pink grapefruit juice.
I walked up to the bar at the gallery opening and asked for a Claire Harris. "Well of course darling" said the bartender, "everyone's having a Claire Harris tonight".
by anarchistic January 5, 2012
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