cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!

Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016

Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

chelering sting

A pain/sting on ur anus around the bowel area(place that looks like a ring) after eating and/or taking a shit

Ohhh mate I've got a right chelering sting after that Chinese from last night

by Mamlikeman February 1, 2017

Cheethoe

that bitch ass hoe with a Cheeto spray tan. she a dumb ass.

Guy 1: oh damn that chick is hot
Guy 2: wtf man no she a Cheethoe don't waste your time

by Bagelcheeto February 18, 2017

cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.

"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"

by orinoco womble February 25, 2017

Cheetoey

Essentially when something (mainly the fingers and mouth) get covered in orange cheese dust from eating cheesy snacks (Cheetos, Doritos, etc)...

Person A: Dammit, why are your fingers so Cheetoey?
Person B: Because I love my Cheeto puffs!

by Anonymous Yoshi February 25, 2017

Cheetos

What 92% of kids will die off of.

He eats 1 bag of cheetos every hour, he will eventually die.

by damagedloser June 20, 2017